I apologise for nothing.
If you haven’t got time to do a proper cake, or just fancy a slice of nonsense, try this simple idea instead – a no-bake Birthday pizza.
One fresh plain pizza base
One tube of blue icing
Silver decorative pearls/dragees
Caramel crunch pieces
Chocolate-orange cake decorations
No cooking or much prepping required – kneaded the icing tube before appying as instructed, spread on the base then added the ingredients, which can be varied according to taste.
Done, and ready to eat. Perfect if you like injecting a silly sense of humour into everything, allowing for more time for drink, erm, celebrating. Ahem.